Brighten your wife's morning with these funny good morning wishes! Share a laugh and start her day with love and humor.
Good morning, my love! Just remember, the early bird gets the coffee... and the snooze button gets the extra sleep!
Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Time to wake up and pretend to be a responsible adult... starting tomorrow!
Good morning! If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! Now, let’s get this day started!
Morning, sunshine! Just a reminder that I love you more than coffee... but please don’t make me prove it!
Wake up, gorgeous! Today is another day for us to conquer the world... or at least the couch!
Good morning! Don’t forget to smile because I’m about to annoy you with my love all day!
Morning, my dear! They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so let's make it fun... and maybe a bit messy!
Good morning! If you think I'm cute when I wake up, wait until you see me after my second cup of coffee!
Rise and shine, my queen! Just remember, behind every successful woman is a husband who’s surprised she got out of bed!
Good morning! I hope your day is as sweet as the pancakes I’m definitely not making!
Morning, love! Just a reminder that I’ll be here to annoy you all day. You’re welcome!
Good morning! I love you more than I love hitting the snooze button... and that’s saying a lot!
Wake up, beautiful! Remember, I’m always here to remind you how amazing you are... even when you’re being grumpy!
Good morning! Let’s make today as fabulous as your bedhead!
Morning, my love! I would have made you breakfast in bed, but I didn’t want to risk burning down the house!
Rise and shine! I promise to keep the coffee flowing until you’re fully awake... and that may take a while!
Good morning! Just a heads up, I might need your help finding my other sock again!
Morning, sweetheart! Remember, the secret to a great day is a positive attitude... and a little bit of chocolate!
Good morning! If I had a dollar for every time you made me smile, I’d be rich enough to buy you breakfast!
Wake up, sleepyhead! I hope your coffee is as strong as my love for you... and that’s pretty strong!
Good morning! Just a reminder that I love you even when you steal the blankets!
Morning, darling! I hope your day is filled with as much joy as I feel every time I see you!
Good morning! Let’s tackle today like we tackle our laundry... one basket at a time!
Wake up, my love! Just remember, no matter what today brings, I’ll always be the one making bad jokes!
Good morning! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and the occasional sarcastic comment!