Start your father's day with laughter! Explore our collection of funny good morning wishes for Dad that are sure to bring a smile to his face.
Good morning, Dad! Remember, age is just a number... but in your case, it's a really high one!
Rise and shine, old man! Time to wake up and make the coffee – I need my daily dose of caffeine and your bad jokes!
Good morning, Dad! If you can’t find your glasses, just remember: they might be on your head!
Morning, Dad! Just a reminder: you can’t use your old age as an excuse for sleeping in anymore!
Hey Dad, good morning! Time to get up and show the world just how grumpy you can be!
Good morning, Dad! If you were any more relaxed, you’d be in a coma!
Rise and shine, Dad! Let’s see if you can outsmart the coffee machine today!
Morning, Dad! Just remember: if you can't remember why you walked into a room, you are officially old!
Good morning, Dad! The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
Hey Dad, rise and shine! Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone you still sleep with a teddy bear!
Good morning! Just a friendly reminder that your snoring is not a morning song, it’s a wake-up call!
Morning, Dad! I’d tell you to wake up, but I wouldn’t want to ruin your beauty sleep!
Good morning! Just think of today as another chance to mess up breakfast!
Hey Dad! If you don’t get up soon, I’ll have to call the search party!
Good morning, Dad! Here’s a hint: Coffee first, adulting second!
Rise and shine! Remember: the only thing better than coffee is a dad who’s fully awake!
Morning, Dad! Don’t worry, I’ll still love you even if you can’t find your pants!
Good morning! If you were any slower at getting up, the sun would set again!
Hey Dad! Time to wake up! The world won’t laugh at itself!
Good morning, Dad! Just remember, coffee is like a hug in a mug!
Morning, Dad! If you think waking up is hard, just wait until you have to face your own jokes!
Good morning! Don’t forget to stretch those old bones; they might crack like a 1950s car!
Hey Dad, rise and shine! Just don’t shine too bright; you might blind the neighbors!
Good morning, Dad! Just remember, you can’t be grumpy if you have pancakes!
Morning, Dad! If you get up now, I promise not to tell anyone about your embarrassing pajamas!
Good morning! If laughter is the best medicine, then you should be feeling great all day!