Start your cousin's day with laughter! Explore our collection of funny good morning wishes to bring a smile to their face and kick off a great day.
Good morning, cousin! I hope your coffee is as strong as your will to avoid responsibilities today!
Rise and shine! Remember, the only thing getting lit today should be your morning coffee!
Good morning! If you see me in your dreams, don’t forget to invite me to breakfast!
Wakey, wakey! Let’s make today so awesome that even our coffee gets jealous!
Good morning, cousin! Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
Morning! Today's forecast: 100% chance of you being awesome... and slightly late!
Good morning! You know what they say, 'Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!'
Rise and shine! May your day be as fabulous as your hair on a bad hair day!
Good morning! Just a reminder: you're still not as cool as me!
Morning, cousin! May your day be filled with as much joy as a cat with a laser pointer!
Good morning! If you need a pick-me-up, just remember how much I love being your cousin!
Wakey wakey! Let’s conquer the day like we conquered that pizza last night!
Good morning! Remember, the best part of waking up is sleeping in!
Rise and shine! Let’s make today so great that yesterday gets jealous!
Good morning! Coffee: because adulting is hard!
Morning! If today doesn’t go well, just blame it on the coffee… or the lack thereof!
Good morning! May your day be more productive than my last attempt at a diet!
Rise and shine! Let’s pretend to be adults today, shall we?
Good morning, cousin! Do you know what time it is? Time for some fun!
Morning! Let’s make sure our lives are more entertaining than our group chats!
Good morning! May your day be filled with laughter and your phone battery stay charged!
Wakey wakey! If you need inspiration, just look at my fabulous selfies!
Good morning! Let’s tackle today with the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store!
Rise and shine! Remember, every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day!
Good morning! Today is a perfect day for a perfect cup of coffee... and a nap!
Morning, cousin! Let’s make a deal: I’ll share my snacks if you bring the jokes!