Discover hilarious birthday wishes for your girlfriend that will make her laugh and feel special. Perfect for a memorable celebration!
Happy Birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really high one in your case!
Congrats on being born! Let’s celebrate the day you emerged from your mother’s womb like a boss!
Happy Birthday! You’re not getting older, just more distinguished... like a fine cheese!
Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. That makes you a real treasure!
Happy Birthday to my favorite weirdo! May your day be filled with cake, laughter, and my love!
They say the best things in life are free. That's why I didn't get you a gift! Just kidding, happy birthday!
Happy Birthday! Just remember, you’re not old, you’re vintage!
On this special day, I promise to tolerate your craziness for another year. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! You’re like a software update: every year you get better... or at least less buggy!
Congratulations on surviving another year with me! You deserve a medal. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to being a crazy cat lady!
Cheers to you on your birthday! May your day be filled with cake and your life be filled with love!
Happy Birthday! I hope your day is as fabulous as your hair on a good hair day!
You’re officially at an age where you can no longer blame your bad decisions on youth. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about the number of candles on your cake; I brought a fire extinguisher!
Happy Birthday! Remember, I’m always here to remind you how old you are!
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! I’d make a joke about your age, but it’s too old for me to remember!
Happy Birthday! If anyone asks, we’re still in our twenties... just a couple of decades over!
Congrats on being a year older and still acting like a kid! Keep it up, birthday girl!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy as your face brings to mine!
Happy Birthday! You're not old, just chronologically gifted!
Let’s celebrate the day you turned into the fabulous person you are today! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with cake, love, and all the things that make you laugh!
On your special day, I wish you all the joy and laughter you bring to my life. Happy Birthday!