Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush

Discover hilarious birthday wishes for your crush that will make them smile! Perfect for adding a touch of humor to their special day.

Happy Birthday! If you keep getting older, I'm going to need a bigger cake to fit all your fabulousness!
Wishing you a day as special as your hair on a bad hair day! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! I hope your day is filled with as much joy as I feel when I see you (which is a lot!).
Congrats on another trip around the sun! I hope your day is filled with cake, laughter, and zero responsibility!
Happy Birthday! You’re not getting older, just more distinguished... like a fine cheese!
On your special day, I wanted to remind you that you’re still younger than you will be next year!
Wishing you a birthday filled with as much fun as you have pretending to be an adult!
Happy Birthday! Just remember, age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you!
Cheers to another year of being fabulous! Don’t worry; I won’t tell anyone how old you really are!
Happy Birthday! May your day be more exciting than trying to figure out what to say to your crush!
Congratulations on being one year closer to a senior discount! Enjoy your Birthday!
Happy Birthday! You’re like a fine wine; you just keep getting better with age... and a little more fermented!
Wishing you a birthday full of awkward moments and embarrassing stories – just like every year!
Happy Birthday! If anyone asks, I’m still 21 too!
Cheers to you on your birthday! Just remember, the older you get, the better I look!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with cake, laughter, and maybe a little bit of flirting!
Congrats on your birthday! I hope you have as much fun as we do when we hang out!
Happy Birthday! I would have gotten you a present, but I figured my love was enough!
On your birthday, may you find joy in every awkward moment and happiness in every cringe-worthy memory!
Happy Birthday! I’d say you’re aging like fine wine, but honestly, you’re more like a good cheese – loved by all!
Wishing you a day filled with cake and compliments – mostly about how great you are!
Happy Birthday! Just remember, you’re not old until the last person to call you a 'youngster' passes away!
Congrats on your special day! May your birthday be as sweet as you and as funny as my jokes!
Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year of pretending to be adults together!
Wishing you a fabulous birthday! May it be filled with laughter, friends, and maybe a little bit of love!
Happy Birthday! Let’s celebrate your awesomeness with cake, laughter, and a little bit of flirting!
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